A thief broke into a beautiful ivy covered house in the countryside and was looking around for things to steal when he heard a voice say โJesus is watching you!โ
The surprised thief froze in his tracks and looked around, shining the flashlight until he saw a parrot looking at him from inside a cage.
โDid you say that to me?โ he asked the parrot.
โYes, I said Jesus is watching you.โ the parrot repeated.
โWhat is your name?โ asked the thief.
โMy name is Mosesโ said the parrot. โIโm warning you, Jesus is watching you.โ
โI donโt believe in Jesus. And besides that, you have a stupid name, what kind of idiot would name their parrot Moses?โ
The parrot replied, โThe same kind of person who would name their 150 pound, bloodthirsty guard dog Jesus.โ
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