The parrot and the thief joke


200 (9)A thief broke into a beautiful ivy covered house in the countryside and was looking around for things to steal when he heard a voice say โ€œJesus is watching you!โ€

The surprised thief froze in his tracks and looked around, shining the flashlight until he saw a parrot looking at him from inside a cage.

โ€œDid you say that to me?โ€ he asked the parrot.

โ€œYes, I said Jesus is watching you.โ€ the parrot repeated.

โ€œWhat is your name?โ€ asked the thief.

โ€œMy name is Mosesโ€ said the parrot. โ€œIโ€™m warning you, Jesus is watching you.โ€

โ€œI donโ€™t believe in Jesus. And besides that, you have a stupid name, what kind of idiot would name their parrot Moses?โ€

The parrot replied, โ€œThe same kind of person who would name their 150 pound, bloodthirsty guard dog Jesus.โ€

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5 responses to “The parrot and the thief joke”

  1. The parrot and the dog!
    You ever heard the one about Hugh Hefner’s parrot?
    Too dirty for this show! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  2. I heard that recently on t.v. it was told differently but it’s still a great joke. I love clean comedy/jokes. Thanks Brad

  3. Hahahaha!!!! Great stuff, as always Brad!

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