Are vampires real?


Blood: The Last Vampire (2009 film)
Blood: The Last Vampire (2009 film) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Recently I was in a book store with my teenage daughter (that is not a picture of her lol, but it looks a lot like her because she is halfย Asian). It seems about half the books for her age are about vampires, and of course the movies are popular too. Where did the idea of vampires come from? Even today in some countries people believe that vampires exist and need to be dealt with. There are some possibilities as to how this all got started.

As a dead body decomposes, gas is released into the lungs and may be pressed out through the vocal chords by the weight of the stomach fat, flesh and ribs, causing a groining noise to be heard coming from the mouth. A simple wooden casket would not muffle this noise, especially if casket was not yet buried. Can you imagine what it would be like for a mother of a dead child to hear that on the second or third day after the childโ€™s death?

Sometimes caskets were dug up after burial to check for signs of vampirism.

Decomposing internal organs would begin to emit a watery blood which may have been pushed out the esophagus or windpipe and out the mouth, making it look like the person had been drinking blood.

As the corpse decays, the flesh around the fingernails shrinks, but the fingernails donโ€™t. This makes it look like the fingernails are still growing. The same thing happens to the flesh around the roots of the hair, making it look like the hair is still growing. It is understandable that some would believe this corpse was alive, wandering around at night looking for blood to drink.

Movies often show vampires sleeping in caskets. That is understandable because these creatures were found in caskets.

So how do you kill a vampire? Drive a wooden stake through his heart. I suppose that gave a path for the gas and blood to escape without making a groaning noise or being forced up the esophagus, especially if the stake was removed. But even if it wasnโ€™t, the shrinking of the body tissues would quickly leave a gap around the side of the stake, making a path for the gas and blood to escape. No more groans from the corpse or blood on the mouth.

In many countries around the world, for thousands of years people have been drinking human blood for various reasons. Some ancient paintings show victorious troops drinking the blood of their vanquished foes, possibly because they believed it gave them strength. Some drink blood in satanic rituals or other rites; some do it because they think it is cool. Some people actually believe they need human blood for nourishment.

I once read about a woman who lived about 500 years ago who believed bathing in the blood of beautiful girls would make her more youthful and beautiful. So she did. And there really was a man named Dracula who was very sadistic. One of his bad habits was eating dinner surrounded by impaled people who were dying slowly, earning him a place in Braum Stokers books.

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21 responses to “Are vampires real?”

  1. I love the concept of vampires, the lore interests me and Stoker’s book ‘Dracula’ was masterfully written. However, in the ‘bloody’ sense of the word, they’re fiction in my eyes. There are though, vampires in another sense. Those that try to suck the life and creativity from others, people that it is better to avoid when we can. It is unfortunate, but, if I had to choose, I’d always prefer those found on the page, in movies, etc ^^.

  2. House of KiKies Avatar
    House of KiKies

    thanks for stopping by at my blog.. This post is interesting to me.. I dont know, maybe because Im in to horror or mysterious kind of movie.. I dont believe in vampires though.. I think it sucks to live for eternity and can only drank blood.. I love food! haha

  3. Not sure why the obsession with vampires but it has been around for generation upon generation. Maybe it is the mystique or perhaps the rituals and sadistic styles of some crazy people. Are they for real? I truly do not want to find out for it may take experience with one to answer that question.

  4. Brad, this reminds me of Ann Radcliffe’s gothic novels, which explain every scary seemingly supernatural happening rationally. Yes, this is a very creepy post, because the rational explanation of the basis of the legend is as scary as the supernatural (almost!!).
    :0)
    Maria

  5. While I don’t believe in vampires I wonder about how today they are shown to be anybody could be a vampire while in my time they were shown to be just what they are, evil beings, made intersting plots for movies and scary nights of babysitting with Bela Lugosi’s Dracula but me the coward preferred Abbot and Costellos Meet Frankenstein.

  6. When I was a teenager I got caught up in Anne Rice’s Vampire Lestat but, after book 3, I was over vampires for good. I think the attraction of eternal life (albeit lived at night) is too hard to resist, especially when you are young and the concepts of death and finite are still pretty muddy. Nothing wrong with writing about vampires!

  7. Allan MacLeod Avatar
    Allan MacLeod

    One of the historical bases for the Dracula legend was Vlad the Impaler, a Romanian prince who may have impaled thousands of Ottoman-allied troops at the mouth of the Danube River so as to intimidate the invading Ottomans.

    A lot of the rumors about Vlad, whose lifetime coincided with a large-scale rabies outbreak, were likely motivated by Christian powers to the west of Romania, which had embezzled money given to them by the Catholic Church for the purpose of assisting Vlad resist the Ottomans. By claiming that he was not a Christian, they had a better chance to pocket the money.

  8. What the!!! Brad, this is an awful, creepy post. Bwahahaha! ๐Ÿ˜€ Interesting though. I don’t really like vampire franchises. I do enjoy True Blood and the movie “Let Me In/Let The Right One In”.

    Just go to Iceland or Alaska during summertime so you don’t have to worry about Vampires. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  9. OMG! Nasty post but I love it!

  10. In the movies, you can have a female “vamp”ire seduce the poor helpless male. Besides allowing for skimpy costumes, sex appeal, it is a lot cheaper on the special effects budget than, say a werewolf.

    1. very interesting. Speaking of low budget movies “Vampires Suck” is very funny. It is a parody on “Twilight”

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