Airport Humor


A man had a layover on his flight to Los Angeles, so he stopped by a snack shop in the

English: A chocolate chip cookie. This is from...

airport and bought a package of 10 small cookies and a newspaper. He sat down at a table and began reading the newspaper. After a few minutes he heard the rustling of cellophane, the kind his cookies were wrappedย in so he peered over his paper and was shockedย to see an elderly lady taking a cookie out of the cellophane and then taking a bite.

He frowned at her but she didnโ€™t notice. He reached out and took a cookie, still frowning at her. She looked up, noticed his frown and kept chewing the cookie.

After a few moments, while reading again, he heard the same noise. He looked and the lady was taking another cookie without asking, without even looking at him! He reached forward and took two cookies with an even fiercer frown. She paused for a moment, looking at him, then went back to eating.

He ate both cookies and went back to reading until he heard the cellophane again. She took two this time and even frowned at him! He grabbed the rest of the cookies and stood up to leave, opening his briefcase as he walked so that he could put the remaining cookies in it. To his chagrin, he saw the unopened bag of cookies he had purchased and absent mindedly inserted in the briefcase.

He quickly wheeled around and gave the lady back the remaining cookies, apologizing profusely.


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28 responses to “Airport Humor”

  1. Each of your posts are little gems! ๐Ÿ™‚ Great stuff you got going ๐Ÿ˜€

  2. He is lucky she was a kind soul.

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  3. Ooops. Good thing it was just cookies… grin. Good chuckle.

  4. As I read, I thought you were going to say she was homeless, or old and forgetful (like yours truly) but no. Thankfully, it got funny, not sad. ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. How easy it is to assume the other person is at fault.

  6. LOL, he should just give her his bag of cookies, and buy another.

  7. Reblogged this on carlsonsblog and commented:
    Thank you I need this laugh ๐Ÿ™‚

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    messyme

    I worked with a woman that loved….loved all food. She loved food so much that she would just grab a handful of french fries off your plate if she thought she wanted them. Not that she needed them….she just loved your french fries. You would look at her like she had lost her mind. She didn’t care. She would share anything she had with you and I guess she just thought that co-workers should share with her too.

    1. well, i’m glad i didn’t go to lunch with her! lol

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  9. Oh wow, that sucks. ROFL! I would have probably died of embarrassment.

    1. I have a sack of pears too, sitting and suknilg on the counter. I think I may make the world’s best apple cake with them. I think it would totally work Poached pears are also REALLY nice, holy.

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