Kindergarten humor


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It was the last day of kindergarten and all the kids in class brought presents to give their teacher.

A little boy whose father owned a flower shop handed the teacher a gift. She looked at the shape of the package and said โ€œI bet itโ€™s flowers from your fathers shop!โ€

โ€œYou are right! Exclaimed the little boy.

A little girl came up with a square box neatly wrapped; she was the candy shop ownerโ€™s daughter. The teacher shook the box and asked โ€œIs it a box of candy?โ€

โ€œYes, it is!โ€ shouted the girl.

Next the liquor store ownerโ€™s son came forward with a colorfully wrapped box that was leaking. The teacher placed her finger on the dripping corner and tasted it.

โ€œCould it be wine?โ€ she queried

โ€œNo,โ€ said the boy. The teacher held the box up and licked the dripping corner.

โ€œChampagne?โ€ she asked.

โ€œNo,โ€ the boy answered. Itโ€™s even better than that. Itโ€™s a puppy!โ€


Comments

59 responses to “Kindergarten humor”

  1. lynnwyvill Avatar
    lynnwyvill

    This made me laugh out loud. Loved it!

  2. :). Thanks for stopping by my blog

  3. Reblogged this on carlsonsblog.

  4. S. Rochelle Avatar
    S. Rochelle

    Nice!!! It made me smile! ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. Ew, I bet the teacher wears gloves when opening gifts next year ๐Ÿ™‚

  6. Definitely made me smile! Needed that today. Thank you for stopping by my blog!

  7. Had a good laugh.Thanks.

    1. thanks for stopping by

      1. Not at all.Love reading your posts.

  8. Moral of the Story: Never assume anything. Very cute story. Thank you for sharing a laugh. Enjoy the day! ๐Ÿ™‚

    1. that’s a good moral of the story! lol

  9. I think I just peed myself. Thanks for the laugh!

  10. I was a kindergarten (and first grade) teacher and I never got a puppy – thank goodness!
    Cute ๐Ÿ™‚

    1. oh my goodness, I guess that’s good you didn’t get one

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