Tag: lol

  • Funny Story: Old lady shopping

    An elderly lady walked out of a grocery store with two bags of food. As she approached her car, she notice there were four tough looking young thugs in it. She was shocked. But she had lived in a tough part of town for too long to be bullied by these young punks. She dropped…

  • Where is God? A funny story about two boys.

    The Sunday school teacher was having lots of problems with the Smith twins. They were always in trouble. When she turned to write on the chalkboard, one would throw a paper wad or poke someone else in the back while the other was doing similar things. Finally she decided to put the fear of God…

  • A funny story about a layover

    A man had a layover on his flight to Los Angeles, so he stopped by a snack shop in the airport and bought a package of 10 small cookies and a newspaper. He sat down at a table and began reading the newspaper. After a few minutes he heard the rustling of cellophane, the kind…

  • I can feel him….

    A man heard God say that he would get anything he wanted through prayer within reason. He thought long and hard about what he wanted most. Finally he said to God “I have always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I’m afraid to fly. Would you build a bridge from  Los Angeles to Honolulu?” God said…