Tag: lol
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1 schoolgirl, 3 men in a plane joke
Four people were in an airplane which was going to crash so they all had to parachute out. The problem was that there were only three parachutes so they began discussing who would get the chutes. The first man said that he ran an orphanage and that dozens of children depended on him for survival, so…
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Half a head (a little humor)
A lady asked the grocery store worker if she could buy half a head of lettuce. The man said that she could not. But she really didn’t want to buy the whole head for just herself because she knew she wouldn’t eat it all and it would be wasted. “Please ask your boss if I…
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WTF misunderstanding
A lady read her daughter’s cell phone and found “WTF” on it. She asked her daughter why she wrote that and what it meant. The daughter said it meant “Well That’s Fantastic” because she didn’t want to get in trouble. You probably know it means “What The F&%k”. Unfortunately now the mother uses that all…
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Barney in your heart?
A doctor was examining a little boy and trying to prevent him from getting scared, so when he used a tongue depressor to look down the boy’s throat he said “Hey maybe we can find Barney down there.” The little boy replied back, “No, Jesus is in my heart, Barney is on my underwear.” We are…
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Funny story: Men and women are different (Don’t get mad at me girls)
from an email: NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw…
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