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Tag: lol

  • Puns and other humour/humor

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    The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds The…

  • Blind humor/humour

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    A blind man visits Texas A blind man went to Texas and stopped at a restaurant. He sat down and said to the waitress “Wow, what big chairs these are!” “Everything is big in Texas” the waitress replied. After dinner he went down the street to a bar. The bartender put a large mug of…

  • The Secret To A Happy Marriage (humor)

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    A man and woman had been married for more than 65 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or…

  • A little humor (humour)

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    A man died and left his wife $20,000. After the funeral she told a friend that she was broke. “You’re broke?!” The friend asked. “I thought your husband left you a lot of money.” “He did, but I spent $5000 on the funeral and $15,000 on a memorial stone.” “That must have been a really…

  • Rodney Dangerfield jokes…

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    Rodney Dangerfield jokes… With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast to her in a fancy joint on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me. What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my dad tripped me!  Last week I…