Tag: lol
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A really bad day–humor
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man,…
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The shocking monster–humor
It is said that some of the top leaders of England were at a party with Oliver Cromwell, trying their best to make friends with him in order to win favors. One man apparently had a habit of talking before thinking and saw a homely young lady enter the party with a man. “Who is…
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Fishing jokes
On a summer day three preachers were sitting in a boat fishing. One of them said, “Hey let’s get everything off our chests and tell each other our worst sins.” They thought about it for a while then one of them said “OK, I’ll go first. My worst sin is that I gamble. Sometimes I…
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Shepherd humour
A shepherd was bringing his large flock of sheep down a dusty road when a man in a Ferrari drove up and stopped. He got out of his car wearing an expensive Armani suit and had a laptop computer in his hand. He said, “What a wonderful flock of sheep you have here, I’ll make…