Tag: lol
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Rodney Dangerfield jokes…
With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast to her in a fancy joint on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me. What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my dad tripped me! Last week I told my psychiatrist,…
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Walmart antics (humour)
I thought this was hilarious, started crying with laughter. Please take a moment to read the whole thing. After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most…
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The parrot and the thief (humor)
A thief broke into a beautiful ivy covered house in the countryside and was looking around for things to steal when he heard a voice say “Jesus is watching you!” The surprised thief froze in his tracks and looked around, shining the flashlight until he saw a parrot looking at him from inside a cage.…
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A clever mom (humor)
A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious…. Over the course of the evening,…
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How embarrassing (humor)
Before you read this you must know that I’m sort of a charm school reject. I blame my mom, she never sent me to charm school. Well, I really can’t blame her. No respectable charm school would ever allow me in their doors. If low class humor is not for you, stop reading now! I…
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