Tag: joy
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Big Dreams
“He who was seated on the throne said, ‘I am making everything new!’…” (Revelation 21:5, NIV) TODAY’S WORD from Joel and Victoria Can you remember the time when you first discovered a big dream in your heart? Maybe you were determined to excel in your career, or as a parent, or maybe you were focused…
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Another mule joke
An old farmer had an old mule. The mule was very old and very sick, in fact the veterinarian told the old farmer the best thing to do would be to put the poor animal down and said he could do it painlessly. But the old farmer just couldn’t bear to lose the old faithful…
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The old mule — humour
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, that you were fine?” ”Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I had…
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The Imagination is much more powerful than we think it is
Every invention was hatched in the imagination. Every scientific discovery, every marriage, every book, every act of kindness or meanness was first conceived in the mind. Today scientists tell us that they can hook up sophisticated electronic equipment to a person’s head and as he talks the equipment can sense where in the brain the…
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Puns and other humour/humor
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds The…
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