Tag: jokes
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Rodney Dangerfield jokes…
Rodney Dangerfield jokes… With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast to her in a fancy joint on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me. What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my dad tripped me! Last week I…
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Airport Humor
A man had a layover on his flight to Los Angeles, so he stopped by a snack shop in the airport and bought a package of 10 small cookies and a newspaper. He sat down at a table and began reading the newspaper. After a few minutes he heard the rustling of cellophane, the kind…
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Kindergarten humor
It was the last day of kindergarten and all the kids in class brought presents to give their teacher. A little boy whose father owned a flower shop handed the teacher a gift. She looked at the shape of the package and said “I bet it’s flowers from your fathers shop!” “You are right! Exclaimed…
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Harry Butz humor
Harry Butz was a member of his Baptist church for so long no one wondered how his parents could name him that, they just sort of forgot about it. But when the Methodist church down the street met together with the Baptists for a celebration, the Baptist pastor forgot that he should explain things before…
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The blind lady (humor)
A blind lady named Sue was flying across country and the airplane landed in Dallas for a short layover. Sue flew often and the captain knew her name. He wanted to stretch his legs a bit so he approached her and asked “Sue do you want to leave the airplane and walk around for a…
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