Tag: joke
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WTF misunderstanding
A lady read her daughter’s cell phone and found “WTF” on it. She asked her daughter why she wrote that and what it meant. The daughter said it meant “Well That’s Fantastic” because she didn’t want to get in trouble. You probably know it means “What The F&%k”. Unfortunately now the mother uses that all…
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Barney in your heart?
A doctor was examining a little boy and trying to prevent him from getting scared, so when he used a tongue depressor to look down the boy’s throat he said “Hey maybe we can find Barney down there.” The little boy replied back, “No, Jesus is in my heart, Barney is on my underwear.” We are…
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Funny story: Men and women are different (Don’t get mad at me girls)
from an email: NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw…
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Funny Story: Old lady shopping
An elderly lady walked out of a grocery store with two bags of food. As she approached her car, she notice there were four tough looking young thugs in it. She was shocked. But she had lived in a tough part of town for too long to be bullied by these young punks. She dropped…
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Where is God? A funny story about two boys.
The Sunday school teacher was having lots of problems with the Smith twins. They were always in trouble. When she turned to write on the chalkboard, one would throw a paper wad or poke someone else in the back while the other was doing similar things. Finally she decided to put the fear of God…
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