Tag: joke
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A little humor (humour)
A man died and left his wife $20,000. After the funeral she told a friend that she was broke. “You’re broke?!” The friend asked. “I thought your husband left you a lot of money.” “He did, but I spent $5000 on the funeral and $15,000 on a memorial stone.” “That must have been a really…
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Why aren’t you dead yet?
“If the most important part of your life is ahead of you, then even during the worst times, one can be assured that there is more laughter ahead, more success to look forward to, more children to teach and help, more friends to touch and influence. There is proof of hope . . . for more.”…
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Rodney Dangerfield jokes…
Rodney Dangerfield jokes… With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast to her in a fancy joint on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me. What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my dad tripped me! Last week I…
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Airport Humor
A man had a layover on his flight to Los Angeles, so he stopped by a snack shop in the airport and bought a package of 10 small cookies and a newspaper. He sat down at a table and began reading the newspaper. After a few minutes he heard the rustling of cellophane, the kind…
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Kindergarten humor
It was the last day of kindergarten and all the kids in class brought presents to give their teacher. A little boy whose father owned a flower shop handed the teacher a gift. She looked at the shape of the package and said “I bet it’s flowers from your fathers shop!” “You are right! Exclaimed…
Ideas for success 