Ideas for success

Tag: joke

  • The old mule — humour

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    Brad Stanton
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    Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, that you were fine?” ”Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I had…

  • Puns and other humour/humor

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    The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds The…

  • Graveyard humor

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    Brad Stanton
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    A drunk man left a bar and decided to take a shortcut through a graveyard. It was raining heavily and rather dark, with only a half moon in the sky above, it cast eerie shadows across the tombstones, giving the drunk man the creeps. He didn’t see an open grave in front of him and…

  • Blind humor/humour

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    A blind man visits Texas A blind man went to Texas and stopped at a restaurant. He sat down and said to the waitress “Wow, what big chairs these are!” “Everything is big in Texas” the waitress replied. After dinner he went down the street to a bar. The bartender put a large mug of…

  • The Secret To A Happy Marriage (humor)

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    Brad Stanton
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    A man and woman had been married for more than 65 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or…