Tag: humour
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The blind lady (Humor)
A blind lady named Sue was flying across country and the airplane landed in Dallas for a short layover. Sue flew often and the captain knew her name. He wanted to stretch his legs a bit so he approached her and asked “Sue do you want to leave the airplane and walk around for a…
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The “We” nurse joke
Have you ever gone to the hospital and had a “we” nurse? You know what I mean, she comes in and asks “How are we doing today? Have we eaten our breakfast yet?” So a man was in the hospital and one afternoon a nurse came in with a specimen cup in her hand and asked him for…
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Rodney Dangerfield jokes…
With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast to her in a fancy joint on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me. What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my dad tripped me! Last week I told my psychiatrist,…
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dead grandmother joke
A man knew that his grandmother was rich and about to die. He went to visit her and help her in any way that he could. She told him that she had half a million dollars hidden underneath the floorboards in the kitchen. She wanted him to have it because he was the only one…
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Walmart antics (humour)
I thought this was hilarious, started crying with laughter. Please take a moment to read the whole thing. After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most…
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