Tag: humor
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Barney in your heart?
A doctor was examining a little boy and trying to prevent him from getting scared, so when he used a tongue depressor to look down the boy’s throat he said “Hey maybe we can find Barney down there.” The little boy replied back, “No, Jesus is in my heart, Barney is on my underwear.” We are…
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Funny story: Men and women are different (Don’t get mad at me girls)
from an email: NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw…
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Where is God? A funny story about two boys.
The Sunday school teacher was having lots of problems with the Smith twins. They were always in trouble. When she turned to write on the chalkboard, one would throw a paper wad or poke someone else in the back while the other was doing similar things. Finally she decided to put the fear of God…
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A funny story about a layover
A man had a layover on his flight to Los Angeles, so he stopped by a snack shop in the airport and bought a package of 10 small cookies and a newspaper. He sat down at a table and began reading the newspaper. After a few minutes he heard the rustling of cellophane, the kind…
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I can feel him….
A man heard God say that he would get anything he wanted through prayer within reason. He thought long and hard about what he wanted most. Finally he said to God “I have always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I’m afraid to fly. Would you build a bridge from Los Angeles to Honolulu?” God said…
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