Tag: funny story
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Shepherd humour
A shepherd was bringing his large flock of sheep down a dusty road when a man in a Ferrari drove up and stopped. He got out of his car wearing an expensive Armani suit and had a laptop computer in his hand. He said, “What a wonderful flock of sheep you have here, I’ll make…
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Money humor
A man knew that his grandmother was rich and about to die. He went to visit her and help her in any way that he could. She told him that she had half a million dollars hidden underneath the floorboards in the kitchen. She wanted him to have it because he was the only one…
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Another mule joke
An old farmer had an old mule. The mule was very old and very sick, in fact the veterinarian told the old farmer the best thing to do would be to put the poor animal down and said he could do it painlessly. But the old farmer just couldn’t bear to lose the old faithful…
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The old mule — humour
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, that you were fine?” ”Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I had…
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Puns and other humour/humor
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds The…
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