Tag: comedy
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The Secret To A Happy Marriage (humor)
A man and woman had been married for more than 65 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or…
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A little humor (humour)
A man died and left his wife $20,000. After the funeral she told a friend that she was broke. “You’re broke?!” The friend asked. “I thought your husband left you a lot of money.” “He did, but I spent $5000 on the funeral and $15,000 on a memorial stone.” “That must have been a really…
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Rodney Dangerfield jokes…
Rodney Dangerfield jokes… With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast to her in a fancy joint on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me. What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my dad tripped me! Last week I…
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Airport Humor
A man had a layover on his flight to Los Angeles, so he stopped by a snack shop in the airport and bought a package of 10 small cookies and a newspaper. He sat down at a table and began reading the newspaper. After a few minutes he heard the rustling of cellophane, the kind…
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Kindergarten humor
It was the last day of kindergarten and all the kids in class brought presents to give their teacher. A little boy whose father owned a flower shop handed the teacher a gift. She looked at the shape of the package and said “I bet it’s flowers from your fathers shop!” “You are right! Exclaimed…
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