Ideas for success

Category: Humor

  • How embarrassing (humor)

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    Brad Stanton
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    Before you read this you must know that I’m sort of a charm school reject. I blame my mom, she never sent me to charm school. Well, I really can’t blame her. No respectable charm school would ever allow me in their doors. If low class humor is not for you, stop reading now! I…

  • A really bad day–humor

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    There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man,…

  • The shocking monster–humor

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    Brad Stanton
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    It is said that some of the top leaders of England were at a party with Oliver Cromwell, trying their best to make friends with him in order to win favors. One man apparently had a habit of talking before thinking and saw a homely young lady enter the party with a man. “Who is…

  • Dog jokes

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    Brad Stanton
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    A man was passing through a small town and decided to stop for a soft drink. He parked and got out of his car. In front of the store was a boy, about 8 or 10 years old and a dog. The man was impressed by the dog and asked “Son, does your dog bite?”…

  • Fishing jokes

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    Brad Stanton
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    On a summer day three preachers were sitting in a boat fishing. One of them said, “Hey let’s get everything off our chests and tell each other our worst sins.” They thought about it for a while then one of them said “OK, I’ll go first. My worst sin is that I gamble. Sometimes I…