Category: Humor
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The parrot and the thief joke
A thief broke into a beautiful ivy covered house in the countryside and was looking around for things to steal when he heard a voice say “Jesus is watching you!” The surprised thief froze in his tracks and looked around, shining the flashlight until he saw a parrot looking at him from inside a cage.…
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Don’t feel bad if you had humble beginnings
A man and his wife found a lamp and began rubbing it, joking that maybe a genie would appear. To their amazement, a genie really did appear and asked them what their wishes were. The wife thought for a minute and then said “I wish that I could travel the world.” Poof! When the smoke…
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The blind lady (Humor)
A blind lady named Sue was flying across country and the airplane landed in Dallas for a short layover. Sue flew often and the captain knew her name. He wanted to stretch his legs a bit so he approached her and asked “Sue do you want to leave the airplane and walk around for a…
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The “We” nurse joke
Have you ever gone to the hospital and had a “we” nurse? You know what I mean, she comes in and asks “How are we doing today? Have we eaten our breakfast yet?” So a man was in the hospital and one afternoon a nurse came in with a specimen cup in her hand and asked him for…
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Rodney Dangerfield jokes…
With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast to her in a fancy joint on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me. What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my dad tripped me! Last week I told my psychiatrist,…
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